🌐VERVIEW
💪ITIGATION ATTORNEY
🎙️USINESS ATTORNEY

📚DUCATION
🫘NTREPRENEUR
🌎UTSIDE THE OFFICE


THE LAW FIRM OF THE FUTURE 🚀
In 2025, Michael merged his legal and entrepreneurial proclivities and expertise by opening Sturgeon Law PLC, with an eye towards making premium quality legal services — across a wide variety of practice areas — available to everyone, not just the top 1%.
Of all the wild endeavors and adventures he has pursued over the course of his life, he is most excited about this one, as it allows him to fully bring to bear his "jack-of-all-trades" skill set for the benefit of current and future clients alike.
Michael is particularly excited to bring asset protection to the masses with the Caviar Trust, which was designed specifically for regular, everyday people who want to protect their hard-earned savings, build financial discipline, and/or pass on their wealth responsibly.
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THEY 🟰 ☎️ 👵🏻 📠 👴🏽 💾
Most law firms still cling to an outdated model: layers of administrators, paralegals, and support staff doing the tasks the attorneys think are “beneath them.” All that overhead doesn’t serve the client — and today, it's simply unnecessary. Sturgeon Law is built on a different foundation. A modern foundation. -
WE 🟰 💻 💬 🤖 ⌚ 🚀
We utilize the latest legal software and AI tech — workflow, case management, research, drafting, and communication tools — but always with a conscientious, human touch. This allows us to streamline the workload, move information where it needs to go, and eliminate needless inefficiencies. -
YOU 🟰 🏖️ 🍹 💆
Our substantial front-end investment in our back-end tech means more dedicated focus on your case, less wasted time and effort, and costs that reflect the value you’re getting — not the size of our payroll. Our model is sharper, leaner, and better aligned with our clients’ real priorities. We're confident you'll agree.

LONGEVITY CHECKLIST ☑️
- 10,000+ steps per day (🌧️ or ☀️)
- Healthy diet, high energy, active 🥾 🚴 🏀
- Sturdy 6'4", 210 lb. frame
- 🧠 boosting 📚 🎧 📺 consumption
- Naturally overcame Alpha-gal (tick bite) allergy
- Biological age minus-11 years to actual age
- Estimated lifespan of 💯+ years
- No plans to ever stop working for you 🤜🤛